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Seize the Bae.

city-of-demise:

Not all Americans:

• are fat
• like McDonald’s
• like meat
• drink coffee

All Americans:

• PouR THEIR TEA IN THE BOSTON HARBOR

• HAVE A PET EAGLE


ohmygodwhatever-etc:

my parents eloped when my mother was 19 and this is a picture of her on their wedding night and it’s literally my favorite picture that exists of anyone, ever.  

ohmygodwhatever-etc:

my parents eloped when my mother was 19 and this is a picture of her on their wedding night and it’s literally my favorite picture that exists of anyone, ever.  


darknessbloodyshadow123:

cloudsinmycoffee9:

this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.

*laughs irl*


skypestripper:

its not good sex unless u have to glue ur penis back on


jaclcfrost:

the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five


latenightseth:

Amy Poehler’s reaction to Chris Pratt’s surprise package is priceless.


fifthchapter:

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-ELEMENO-P


iwillalwaysloveniallhoran:

panicatthewhorehouse:

god-particle:

wonderfloniumandfezzes:

nerdsforthebirds:

neurophagy:

sonnetstockmar:

a bisexual pop group called Both Directions

a pansexual pop group called All Directions

an asexual pop group called No Directions

a questioning pop group called Which Direction

a helpful pop group called That Direction

a lost pop group called Can I Have Directions

a gay pop group called One Direction


robertshmurder:

im bat ta sang a song


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