Not all Americans:
• are fat
• like McDonald’s
• like meat
• drink coffee
• PouR THEIR TEA IN THE BOSTON HARBOR
• HAVE A PET EAGLE
my parents eloped when my mother was 19 and this is a picture of her on their wedding night and it’s literally my favorite picture that exists of anyone, ever.
this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.
Amy Poehler’s reaction to Chris Pratt’s surprise package is priceless.
a bisexual pop group called Both Directions
a pansexual pop group called All Directions
an asexual pop group called No Directions
a questioning pop group called Which Direction
a helpful pop group called That Direction
a lost pop group called Can I Have Directions
a gay pop group called One Direction